i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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