Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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