too bad you live with your parents still
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
