Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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