I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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