Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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