Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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