I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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