chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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