if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
vagina is talking i cant
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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