unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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