i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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