All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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