what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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