Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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