Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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