And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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