I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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