Fuck appropriateness.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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