i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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