Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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