and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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