I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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