How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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