She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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