Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
if only i could text you this smell
false alarm. still invincible.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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