Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
