Its about making memories worth repressing
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
you never un-have a 4some
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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