i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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