why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
