i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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