You can't motorboat a personality
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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