Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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