4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
My pussy is not your playground.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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