dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
are you so shy because you have an std?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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