and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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