It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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