Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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