She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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