I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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