Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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