I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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