It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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