Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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