Grow some girl-balls and come out already
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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