thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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