god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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