She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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