I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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