I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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