i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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