Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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