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(518): View more from New York

I hraet yuo

(862): View more from New Jersey

did you say you heart me or hate me?

(518): View more from New York

who is this?

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(778): View more from British Columbia

i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.

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(513): View more from Ohio

im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know

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(716): View more from New York

I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever

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(860): View more from Connecticut

8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?

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(812): View more from Indiana

Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.

(1-812): View more from Indiana

Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?

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